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Why I didn’t post today 3

Mom: “Did you post today Lexie?”

 

Me: “No, actually I did not.”

 

Mom: “Why not?”

 

Me: “Well the government was trying to figure out the secrets of the universe, but they are all adults, and only kids can learn the secrets of the universe. So they sent me and my sister to space to learn them and come back and report them. We took along some candy to hide the secrets of the universe in so no one would find them and use them against us. We landed on Mars and collected the secrets, hiding them in the candy,  but on the way home we ran into some aliens. The aliens haven’t had candy in years, and so they stole the candy and ate it, along with the secrets of the universe. I was trying to write up a post on the way home from space, but when I saw the aliens I hid the post in some candy, which they also ate.”

 

That is why I did not post today.

 

On a side note: There are more secrets of the universe on Mars, but kids are only allowed to try to collect them once, and my sister and I used up our chance. So if you know any kids who like secrets and would like to go to space, please send them to Mars to get the secrets of the universe.